One girl was called Jean Marie
Another little girl was called Felicity
Another little girl was Sally Joy
The other was me and I'm a boy
 
My name is Bill and I'm a head case
They practice making up on my face
Yeah, I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear
Spend days just taking hair pins from my hair
 
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, but my ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, if I say I am I get it
 
Put your frock on Jean Marie
Plait your hair Felicity
Paint your nails little Sally Joy
Put this wig on little boy
 
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, but my ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, if I say I am I get it
 
Oooooooooooooooh...
Aaaaaah...Aaaah...Aah
 
I wanna play cricket on the green
Ride my bike across the stream
Cut myself and see my blood
I wanna come home all covered in mud
 
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, but my ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy
I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy
I'm a boy, I'm a boy,
I'm a boy!!!