On top of the sky is a place where you go if you've done nothing wrong
If you've done nothing wrong
 
And down in the ground is a place where you go if you've been a bad boy
If you've been a bad boy
 
Why can't we have eternal life and never die
Never die
 
In the place up above you grow feather wings and you flap round and round
With a harp singing hyms
 
And down in the ground you grow horns and a tail and you carry a fork
And moan and wail
 
Why can't we have eternal life and never die
Never die