Happy Jack wasn't old but he was a man
He lived in the sand of the Isle Of Man
 
The kids would all sing he would take the wrong key
So they rode on his head on their furry donkey
 
The kids couldn't hurt Jack
They tried and tried and tried
They dropped things on his back
And lied and lied and lied and lied and lied
 
But they couldn't stop Jack or the waters lapping
And they couldn't prevent Jack from feeling happy