The first time we met you were a kennel maid
You gave me a tip I got me fore-cast paid
You were holding a greyhound in trap number one
Your white coat was shining in the afternoon sun
 
Now we're both together
We're never gonna break apart, no no
'cause we're a happy couple you and me
With a greyhound at either knee
 
Ya da da da da da da da da da da
Ya da da da da da da da da da da daaa
 
I'll have ten shillings to win on Camera Flash, young man
What dog's that?
Ah, it's a deuce dog, isn't it
 
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer
 
'ceptin' you, little darling
'ceptin' you, little darling
We're a happy couple you and me
With a greyhound at either knee
 
We go to the dog track on Saturday nights
We put all our money on a dog that we liked
A kiss and a cuddle and hot meat pie
Two dollar tickets and a starry sky
 
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer
There was nothing in my life bigger than beer
 
'ceptin' you, little darling
'ceptin' you, little darling
We're a happy couple you and me
With a baby on either knee
 
Ya da da da da da da da da da da
Ya da da da da da da da da da da da
Ya da da da da da da da da da daaa - ooooooooooh
 
Yes it's you, little darling
Yes it's you, little darling
Now it's you, little darling
Now it's you
 
Girl, where's me wage packet? oh, yeah, here it is
Ah, I'll put twenty-five knicker, please, on Gallop Printer
Oh, I hope the wife don't find out
Yes, it's sure to win, isn't it?
Yes, I know, it's a good dog. I saw it run at White City
Just last week, broke the record, Gallop Printer
Nice dog, yes, lovely form, lovely buttocks